The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 24, 1999

Transcript:

Brutus: I went to see "Star Wars, The Phantom Menace" over the weekend! Man: How was it? Brutus: Four solid hours of sheer boredom! Man: No kidding? I didn't know the movie was that long! Brutus: Not the movie...the line to get in!