Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 31, 2013

Or lots of anti acid pills

Mushrooms on the last panel! We couldn’t find any this year, it was too dry!!

Or,…you can just not do stupid things for no reason

A stunt double for you would be much too pricey.

Real life is not a movie.

Maybe next time you’ll actually listen when Dad tells you not to do something, Calvin!

And I hope Dad said, “I told you so,” too!

I know I know Calvin and then put it on YouTube

That’s what you get for disobeying your parents.

If I had a stunt double, I’d send him to work for me, but then he’d probably want to be paid.

Oh the memories…back when I was in university, they had sports camps in summer. All these little boys sitting in Commons saying, “You know what that looks like?” “You know what that smells like?” I was in charge of a group of Mexican summer-exchange students, who brought along their own chilis etc. to meals. One day when they were getting very tired of the little boys, one of them offered the brats some chili peppers. The jar went down the table, each kid took one…and no one said a word. They all turned bright red as sweat poured off their faces, but not a word of warning to their pals.There was a run on the soda fountain, though.

I would love to see Calvin “ricocheting off the walls.” I can picture his face :-ooooooo

Ate a hot pepper by mistake once in a restaurant, the hostess was so impressed by the way I handled it and ate my entire meal that she gave me a tour of the restaurant and their storage building out back for frozen items(shrimp, lobster, fish, etc.. Never again reached blindly into a pickle crock.

I once had some Chinese Mustard in a restaurant and I thought I was going to die!

Not many wild mushrooms in Tucson.

Perhaps next time you’ll listen to your dad, Calvin.

Or get an evil twin, Calvin. Oh wait you are the evil twin.. Carry on….

Or maybe even listen to Dad.

Don’t listen to Dad, what does HE know?

I’ve never seen a toad sitting on one of those “mushrooms”.

Perhaps a toadstool might be an antidote for one of those hot peppers. NOT!

@JP Steve (yesterday),At least “glom of nit” is more understandable than “gang aft agley”, although gang aft agley describes Calvin better.

People, don’t talk to it, just flag it. If enough people flag it often enough it will get itself banned.

Best cure for eating a hot pepper or anything w/ too much Tabasco sauce is a glass of milk!

Or yoghurt or sour cream — which may be why Indian cuisine features yoghurt and Mexican features sour cream.

Dad should know better. His son never LISTENS!LOL xxx

To eat the peppers or to ricochet off the walls?

I loved radishes. I can’t enjoy them nearly as much now with dentures.

Seriously? Calvin, I clean Habaneros with my bare hands! Love hot stuff, and radishes. Cutting back on my salt though, so radishes just don’t quite taste the same, you know?

luv luv ………