Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 31, 2013

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    ratlum  about 11 years ago

    Or lots of anti acid pills

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    rentier  about 11 years ago

    Mushrooms on the last panel! We couldn’t find any this year, it was too dry!!

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    aejb  about 11 years ago

    Or,…you can just not do stupid things for no reason

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    margueritem  about 11 years ago

    A stunt double for you would be much too pricey.

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    favm  about 11 years ago

    Real life is not a movie.

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    legaleagle48  about 11 years ago

    Maybe next time you’ll actually listen when Dad tells you not to do something, Calvin!

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    legaleagle48  about 11 years ago

    And I hope Dad said, “I told you so,” too!

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    ziphobia  about 11 years ago

    I know I know Calvin and then put it on YouTube

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    Aaron Saltzer  about 11 years ago

    That’s what you get for disobeying your parents.

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    thirdguy  about 11 years ago

    If I had a stunt double, I’d send him to work for me, but then he’d probably want to be paid.

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    orinoco womble  about 11 years ago

    Oh the memories…back when I was in university, they had sports camps in summer. All these little boys sitting in Commons saying, “You know what that looks like?” “You know what that smells like?” I was in charge of a group of Mexican summer-exchange students, who brought along their own chilis etc. to meals. One day when they were getting very tired of the little boys, one of them offered the brats some chili peppers. The jar went down the table, each kid took one…and no one said a word. They all turned bright red as sweat poured off their faces, but not a word of warning to their pals.There was a run on the soda fountain, though.

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    dustspecks Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I would love to see Calvin “ricocheting off the walls.” I can picture his face :-ooooooo

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    IndyMan  about 11 years ago

    Ate a hot pepper by mistake once in a restaurant, the hostess was so impressed by the way I handled it and ate my entire meal that she gave me a tour of the restaurant and their storage building out back for frozen items(shrimp, lobster, fish, etc.. Never again reached blindly into a pickle crock.

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    ChessPirate  about 11 years ago

    I once had some Chinese Mustard in a restaurant and I thought I was going to die!

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    bluram  about 11 years ago

    Not many wild mushrooms in Tucson.

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    GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Perhaps next time you’ll listen to your dad, Calvin.

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    Mitchtheone  about 11 years ago

    Or get an evil twin, Calvin. Oh wait you are the evil twin.. Carry on….

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    rshive  about 11 years ago

    Or maybe even listen to Dad.

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    Poollady  about 11 years ago

    Don’t listen to Dad, what does HE know?

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    Puddleglum2  about 11 years ago

    I’ve never seen a toad sitting on one of those “mushrooms”.

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    Puddleglum2  about 11 years ago

    Perhaps a toadstool might be an antidote for one of those hot peppers. NOT!

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    Puddleglum2  about 11 years ago

    @JP Steve (yesterday),At least “glom of nit” is more understandable than “gang aft agley”, although gang aft agley describes Calvin better.

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    orinoco womble  about 11 years ago

    People, don’t talk to it, just flag it. If enough people flag it often enough it will get itself banned.

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    RedSamRackham  about 11 years ago

    Best cure for eating a hot pepper or anything w/ too much Tabasco sauce is a glass of milk!

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    Alan Rees  about 11 years ago

    Or yoghurt or sour cream — which may be why Indian cuisine features yoghurt and Mexican features sour cream.

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    Number Three  about 11 years ago

    Dad should know better. His son never LISTENS!LOL xxx

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    hitman4cookies  about 11 years ago

    To eat the peppers or to ricochet off the walls?

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    GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I loved radishes. I can’t enjoy them nearly as much now with dentures.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Seriously? Calvin, I clean Habaneros with my bare hands! Love hot stuff, and radishes. Cutting back on my salt though, so radishes just don’t quite taste the same, you know?

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    Phapada  about 11 years ago

    luv luv ………

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