Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 16, 2013

For once Bucky is providing a useful service.

Wilco wants to watch Jersey Shore? Bucky’s right about him – he IS a loser.

If you’re 6’-2" @ 145lbs, and have a 36" inseam……you do NOT wear shorts.

Actually I’m now up to 155lbs, but I’m still not wearing any shorts.

Don’t watch that, it’ll rot your brain.

now there’s a bum missing a knee…

Double EW

Ah, so Red Sox fans that aren’t man enough to open jars of vegan mayonnaise are the “Jersey Shore” demographic! Got it!

My wife is a nurse. She used to take out eyes with a spoon but it was not rusty. (Fortunately, but not for them, the donor was not alive at the time – and didn’t mind.)

That’s as bad as a Hobo shin. Very painful.

That show is still on?? I heard it got canned. Oh, I see, this is from 2011.

I don’t think there’s such a thing as watching “Jersey Shore” in peace.

So I guess today script is an parody about military conscription? And as for the shorts comment, Bucky is just try to be sarcastic : anyone usually with an bad knee will wear shorts or knee guard to keep themselves comfortable, Bucky is just trying to indicate that Robert is perfectly normal and making lame excuse for not being an “patriot”.

ewwwww Jersey Shore?……..