Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 15, 1996
Transcript:
Norman: You embarrass yourself as often as I do, dad, but you have the ability to forget about it! Ralph: I never embarrass myself!! Norman: Oh, yeah? What about the time you locked yourself out of the house naked? ... And the neighbors called animal control because they thought a bear was on the loose. Do you remember that?? Ralph: I vaguely recollect the tranquilizer dart!