Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 15, 1997
Transcript:
Steinbauer: (obscenity) Opal: What's going on? Why are our fathers arguing? Norman: I think there was a misunderstanding. I wanted to call and ask you out, Opal, but I was too scared, so my dad tried to do it for me! Unfortunately, I don't think he explained himself very well to your father! Steinbauer and Ralph: (obscenities) Opal: Why on earth were you scared to ask me out?? Norman: I was afraid you'd say either no or yes!