Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 05, 2000
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?Dad, why do we have to stay down here?? ?Trust me, it?s bedlam out there!? ?Madison avenue has worked people into a frenzy over this Y2K think. I think there?s a lot of money to be made in frightening weak-minded people!? ?So we?ll stay here in the storm cellar until things blow over.? ?I didn?t even know we HAD a storm cellar!? ?We didn?t until I bought this official Y2K do-it-yourself storm cellar kit!?