Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 17, 2000

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?Dad, I have exciting news!? ?I just found out that the 21st century does not officially start until NEXT YEAR!! Do you know what this means??? ?It means there is still a possibility that I could make ESPN?s list of the greatest athletes of the 20th century? ?I?ll be out practicing my badminton serve, if anyone needs me!? ?There?s very little chance anyone will need you.?