Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 07, 2000
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?Ralph, here?s your first question for $100?? ?Humpty Dumpty sat on a what?? ?A: Roof, B: Wall. C: Tack, D: Whoopee cushion.? ?Hmm? History isn?t my best subject, Regis!? ?I think I?ll use my ?50:50? lifeline.? ?On the first question?? All right, rake away two answers, please!? ?Ralph, the correct answer is either ?wall? or Whoopee cushion?.? ?Darn! Those were the two I couldn?t decide between!?