Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 08, 2000
Transcript:
?I think I?d like to poll the audience, Regis!? ?You want to use your SECOND LIFELINE on your FIRST QUESTION??? ?Ok, audience, Ralph needs your help. Did Humpty Dumpty sit on (B) a wall, or (D) a whoopee cushion?? ?Please vote now!? ?The results are in, Ralph. 100% of the audience says the correct answer is ?B?.? ?This audience looks pretty stupid to me, Regis. I think I?d like to use another lifeline!?