Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 19, 2000

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?Traffic hotline? Tipster Drabble, here! I?m calling to report a bad situation on the 57 freeway!? ?Traffic is backed-up for miles! It?s total gridlock! Everyone should take an alternate route!? ?Repeating: the 57 freeway is at a standstill!! Do not get on this freeway!!? ?What are you talking about dad? It?s practically empty!? ?I know, and I want to keep it that way until we get home!?