Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 24, 2000
Transcript:
"You're choking on your hot dog, Ralph? That'll teach you not to eat so fast!" "AAKK!" "Stand still and I'll give you the Heimlich maneuver!" "All I have to do is wrap my arms around your stomach and...whoa, that's a long way around, isn't it?" "Where's Shaquille O'neal when you need him?!!"