Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 10, 2000
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?Timmy, when you step into the batter?s box, what?s the first thing you should do?? ?Ralph ?The Bambino? Drabble? ?Batting Instruction? ?Check my stance?? ?WRONG!? ?You point your pat toward the center-field bleachers!? ?This will intimidate the pitcher and give you a psychological edge!? ?It will also give me a fastball in the rib cage!?