Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 02, 2000
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?Welcome to ANTIQUES ROADSHOW! Our experts are assembled inside the convention center!? ?People have come from far and wide to have their antiques professionally appraised!? ?Our first guest is Ralph Drabble? ?I didn?t know dad was into antiques!? ?Are you kidding? He?s worn the same underwear since high school!?
Erasmus Nephalius Johnson about 5 years ago
It still fits? Or was he always the fat kid?