Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 13, 2000
Transcript:
"Penny, would you like to go on a date?" "A DATE?? You're only FIVE YEARS OLD!! You're too young to go on a DATE!!" "My brother Norman is 19 years old, and HE doesn't even go on dates!!" "Of course, that might also be because he's such a nerd!" "For your information, I'm five-and-a-HALF!"