Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 17, 2001
Transcript:
"Mr. Steinbauer, this painting was done by the renowned artist, Salvador Heyman!" "This painting that you bought for $10 at a garage sale is worth..." "$750,000!" "Yahoo! I'm rich!" "Gee, dad..if you'd known it was THAT valuable, you could've sold it for at least $25!"