Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 11, 2001

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"Ralph, Golden irons country club would like to congratulate you on your great accomplishment!" "Aw, it was nothing Tiger Woods couldn't have done!" "My tee shot landed on the green and took three bounces into the cup for a hole-in-one!" "I was actually disappointed because I intended it to take only TWO bounces!"