Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 18, 2001
Transcript:
"Hello?...oh, hi, Connie!" "Connie?!!" "Yeah, she's right heeee....I mean...." "She's NOT right here! She's...uh...she's...umpiring a baseball game!" "UMPIRING A BASEBALL GAME???" "Hey, if you want me to screen your calls better, got to MIME school!"