Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 31, 1999
Transcript:
Ralph: Steinbauer, I just came over to congratulate you on winning the election! Steinbauer: Why, that's very big of you, Ralph! Ralph: Well, I better go. My car is idling in your driveway. Steinbauer: Your car?? We live two doors away! Why would you drive your car over?? Ralph: It leaks oil! Steinbauer: And it's in my driveway??!