Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 07, 2002

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?It?s nice to see you sharing your food with Bob, dad!? ?I?m trying to fatten up this duck for Thanksgiving!? ?Bob?s not a duck, dad. He?s a rare South American parrot that takes on the characteristics of a duck for survival in the jungle!? ?Oh, yeah, huh? ?Gimme back those French fries!?