Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 01, 2003
Transcript:
?No-neck and I are going to the parade!? ?Will we see you on TV?? ?No, the TV cameras are at the beginning of the five-mile parade route, when all the marchers are fresh.? ?We like to stand near the end of the parade route, when the marchers are completely exhausted!? ?Why?? ?We like to see their expressions when we hold up our sign!? ?Halfway point?