Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 20, 2003

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?Hello, Lackluster video? This is?uh?well, let?s just call me ?Johnny.? ?I have a hypothetical question: Suppose I had a video that was two years overdue. How much would I owe in late fees?? ?It didn?t cost that much to MAKE this movie!!? ?Don?t worry, dad. A man of your ability can always land a second job!?