Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 25, 2003

Transcript:

"I've had it with you, Ralph! I'm giving you a RED CARD!" "What's that?" "It means you must leave the field! And if you don't, I'll give you a BLACK card!" "What's a black card mean?" "It's reserved for the most obnoxious parents..." "It means you're the new ref!" "No! Please! Anything but that!"