Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 10, 2003
Transcript:
"Dad, I feel that I need to improve myself." "Congratulations, Norm! As they say: once you realize you're cuckoo, you're halfway out of the clock!" "So, which of your many shortcomings are you going to tackle first?" "I'm going to try to be a nicer person!" "NICER?! Are you NUTS??" "Probably, but one thing at a time!"