Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 06, 2013

My fellow Washingtonian must’ve had a forklift to carry his casket. Also, that German bread museum reminds me of that one British cheese shop (which also doesn’t have queso venezolano de castor).

Gives “Dishing the dirt” a whole new meaning.

hey ulm, u mean u got no ergot?

If they shipped our bodies to the North Pole when we died,it could maybe save a lot of Polar Bears from starving. What a terrible waste of natural resources.( why preserve a dead body underground when there’s no one in it?) Sounds ghoulish, I know, but you can’t deny that it’s logical!

Just think of all the polar bears John Minnoch could have saved.

Don’t recoil in horror — Right now we’re feeding worms!

That poor man! I hope he’s gotten help since then. As for the Japanese compost food, nothing they do would surprise me.

Just give him an after diner mint.

If he was not paralyzed or disabled, dying at age 42 from obesity served John Brower Minnoch right! There’s no acceptable excuse for such gluttony!! It’s basically abusing your body by sitting on your obese &%$#@ ass and not excercising when you’re able to get up and move before you put on all that weight!!!!

In the army we use to get SOS for breakfast. Or was it COS?

Not always. But when I see something that offends me in the comic strip, anything that insults my intelligence with stupidity, or any other type of injustice portrayed in the comics I WILL SPEAK MY MIND, AND EXCERCISE MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS. I do have a sense of humor for some of these things, but there is alot of innappropriate @#&% in the comic strips that irks me! If you saw something in the comics strips that offends you, you would speak out as well! I try to tone down my language and attitudes and lighten up, so please taken my point of view into consideration. Thank You.