Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 22, 2013

I’m glad I’m small ’cause gravity is a b*tch to big boobies.

At 60, still perky beats avoiding tripping over them.

Haha! I sure am glad all you folks still have your ‘sense of adventure’. At 61, I gotta make hay while the sun still shines. ya know.

Can’t say I ever bought into that “anything more than a mouthful” bit; but as to the comic itself, hey, lady, that’s why they call it a fantasy! Or have you no imagination (like my wife…)?

Not sure which would require greater imagination, that he is rich or that she is bunny material. If he is willing to meet her half way then she should go for it, and accept the backwards compliment graciously.