Beardo by Dan Dougherty for April 22, 2013

How can any sane driver not think texting during driving is dàngerous? She should have her car taken from her.

Too true to even be funny.

Distracted driving is illegal here, and yet I see people on their phones, while making left, turns all the time.

Guilty as charged…we just think we can shot a quick one off…sigh…

I despise Siri AND Skivvy

It’s not just women who do this either. It’s one thing to do it while you’re in a traffic jam. But once you start moving you should put the phone down.

There was a study done a few years ago that identified young women as much more aggressive and worse drivers than even young men. Your reason is as good as any I can think of.

I hope this one isn’t drawn from your real life, Dan.

But there’s nothing dangerous about a Prius.

It’s a sad irony that phones are so much smarter than many of the people using them.I’m not much for smart phones myself, but I do have a clever set of semaphore flags.

That could have been a Siri-ous accident.

Voice options aren’t that great, you still won’t be thinking about driving.

Admit to having joined the village of the damned by eating while driving.

Watch out you dumb@$$