Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 02, 2013
May 01, 2013
May 03, 2013
Transcript:
Just a reminder: The company life insurance pays double if anything happens to me while I'm working. So if I keel over here at home, drag me out to the car, drive me to the office, and stick my briefcase in my cold, dead hand. My, your caring, yet criminal mind is always working.
More From Real Life Adventures
luckylouie over 11 years ago
My dad was a steelworker, and his insurance policy paid double indemnity if he died from work-related causes. My mom always said that when he was breathing his last gasp, she would drive him to the plant and stick his fingers through the chain-link fence so he’d die on company property. (She died first, if you’re wondering, so she never got the chance.)
J Short over 11 years ago
Now her criminal mind is working.