Frank: This should be good. Ben Franklin and Confucius are having an aphorism contest!
When I have aphorisms, I just use a pesticide. Gets rid of ’em every time.
Tom Waits – I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Confucius say “Ben.. you go flying kite”…! ! !
I hope its a short contest.
Hesiod and Solomon should drop by for a few choice words.
Confucius say, “Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.”
I never metaphorism I didn’t like.
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BearsDown Premium Member over 11 years ago
When I have aphorisms, I just use a pesticide. Gets rid of ’em every time.
RussHeim over 11 years ago
Tom Waits – I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
InTraining Premium Member over 11 years ago
Confucius say “Ben.. you go flying kite”…! ! !
Jonni over 11 years ago
I hope its a short contest.
bmonk over 11 years ago
Hesiod and Solomon should drop by for a few choice words.
Herb Thiel Premium Member over 11 years ago
Confucius say, “Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.”
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
I never metaphorism I didn’t like.