Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 12, 2008
September 11, 2008
September 13, 2008
Transcript:
Mom: Alice! What is this thing on the dining room table? Alice: It's a chunk of our actual street the workmen dug up! Doesn't it make an interesting centerpiece and historic artifact? Mom: Take it back outside now now now! Alice: But it's got real tire marks and fossilized gum! Hey! Quit shoving!
itchybacon over 16 years ago
I’m still laughing about that big flower centerpiece that attacked Petey a few weeks ago.
margueritem over 16 years ago
Mom, show some respect for ‘an interesting centerpiece and historic artifact’. It isn’t every day that you can own fossilized gum!
kirbey over 16 years ago
OMG… so close to real life for me…. love the mom ! she has really no clue and I think that is how she gets by….. Alice is my Hero and I agree the huge flower and bush that eats kids and bags is a FAVORITE
klaude over 16 years ago
Back in the day(1930’s) my mom would get tar off the side of the road and chew it! She still has her own teeth to this day.
robert423elliott almost 3 years ago
When I was a kid, we would chew the tar from the road. I’m not quite that old, but in 9 days I will be 75yo. Another thing, if I EVER told my mother to “quit shoving”, that piece of road would be upside my head!!!