Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 14, 2013

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    Nelly55  over 11 years ago

    I think he minored in insufferable dweeb

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    That’s a Pepsi Mr. Hip.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 11 years ago

    ..I have a degree in Hip Replacement…

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    ossiningaling  over 11 years ago

    He did but he kept spilling his whine.

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    iFerrarifan  over 11 years ago

    I said a hip hop hip hip hop…

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    Thehag  over 11 years ago

    More like; Big Gut No Shoulders.That shirt alone screams out of shape and checked out.

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    { Band intro }So ya wanna dump out yo’ trick bag.Ease on in a hip thang,But you ain’t exactly sure what is hip.So you started to let your hair grow.Spent big bucks on your wardrobe.Somehow, ya know there’s much more to the trip.(Refrain #1)What is hip?Tell me, tell me, if you think you know.What is hip?If you’re really hip,the question, “Will it show?”You’re into a hip trip.Maybe hipper than hip.What is hip?{ Trumpet solo/guitar solo }(Refrain #1 ends)You became a part of a new breed.Been smokin’ only the best weed.Hangin’ out with the so called “Hippie set.”Seen in all the right places.Seen with just the right faces.You should be satisfied, but it ain’t quite right.{ refrain #1 }Come on!(Refrain #2)Hipness is. What it is!Hipness is. What it is!Hipness is. What it is!Sometimes hipness is, what it ain’t.(End refrain #2){ guitar solo }You went an’ found you a guru.In an effort to find you a new you,And maybe even manage to raise your conscious level.While you’re striving to find the right road,There’s one thing you should know,“What’s hip today, might become passe’.”

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