Pickles by Brian Crane for May 09, 2013

Since my wife started watching “Dr. Oz” I’m notallowed to eat anything that has corn syrup in it.

With a stroke of luck you’ll simply burst out laughing.

Watch out for orange juice from concentrate. The label may say “100% pure Orange Juice from concentrate”, but they don’t have to tell you what’s in the concentrate. Most of the time there’s corn syrup in it.

Actually it would be a wise thing to do; especially if you find some information that you can use, and you don’t have access to a DVR or a VCR!

Dr. Oz sells everything now. He’s also a big celeb. He’s lost a lot of credibility with me.

when I grow-up I’m going to be a Dr. so I can be on TV.

While that is true, corn syrup is not refined like white sugar we buy at the store. That comes from sugar cane and/or sugar beets. Corn syrup has some corn related ingredients.

quack quack says the duck

My mom refuses to admit that this strip is relevant to her.

i tried to watch Dr. Oz…..i was sad because the was no dorothy, tin man, toto, scarecrow,or fraidy cat lion on the show…….so i don’t watch it………a lot of witches, tho……

Oh, Opal…

LOL xxx

If he ever had any credibility with you, you’re one of the gullible.

Glad to see that a mainstream comic has “Dr. Oz” figured out. If he does half of everything he says he does everyday for good health, he wouldn’t have time to make a tv show. I keep hoping that this fad will pass, sooner than Oprah did, before too many people become crazy!