Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 22, 2013
May 21, 2013
May 23, 2013
Transcript:
Goon: Master! The chopper is here with your brandy! And hopefully the latest issue of better homes and gardens! Master: Splendid! With the aid of liquid courage, I should be able to pitch my woo to the luscious pirate queen! Goon: You know, master, horrible facial disfigurements are in these days. I've seen the way the girls look at you! Rip: Breezy, what's the matter? You've been staring at me and drooling the whole flight! Breezy: I skipped lunch, and I think we just flew over a sonic!
Veridian over 11 years ago
Dan, I’m Lovin’ this plot. SONIC drive-ins across Oklahoma have made HUGE contributions to relief efforts in Moore. My Mother would like me to say Thank You for the outpouring of Support. (She’d HUGPOUNCESSZZZ you Hooligans But…She’s 67 and not as Limber as she used to Be.. :-) So HUGPOUNCESSZZZ! By Proxy! also I’d Like to give a Shout out to GoComics Artist Joe Heller…. Check my Favorites to see Why. Thanks Joe! Now, Y’all play Nice an I’ll check in on ya Later! :-)
Tue Elung-Jensen over 11 years ago
Misread it as “Better gnomes and gardens” for some reason.
jmcx4 over 11 years ago
Howdy Yall. I was away for a while, but Breezy brought me back.
terek over 11 years ago
The way girls at you bucko is as a sorry pathetic excuse for a man!
lecrenb over 11 years ago
Pitch my woo… there’s an expression that hasn’t been around for a couple of generations!
CaptBullock over 11 years ago
Based on that hair, I think Breezy should be plugging Wendy’s.
DorianKTB over 11 years ago
Veridian, we hope things will continue to get better for you and your mom in OK! As for our insecure villain, I hope he finds a gorgeous gal with a sexy scar to keep him busy and save Cobra! Or how about a spinoff with Breezy as the star?