First of all, stop feeding the %$@# birds! second find out who in the neighborhood has bird feeders. Third, if the neighbors don’t cooperate, go to city hall, explaining the problem to have an ordinannce banning bird feeders. Fourth, if the birds still show up, place an realistic looking artificial perdator that moves in somewhere in the yard! PROBLEM SOLVED!
margueritem over 11 years ago
Snerk!
chromosome Premium Member over 11 years ago
The bluebird of crappiness!
edclectic over 11 years ago
Have you considered planting a tree in your yard?
TheVernalPool over 11 years ago
Quit eating the art paste
aerilim over 11 years ago
have you consider cutting or moving that line off?
miqq1234 over 11 years ago
…it might be easier to just move the car
Thomas R. Williams over 11 years ago
The white stuff in bird droppings is uric acid.
terek over 11 years ago
First of all, stop feeding the %$@# birds! second find out who in the neighborhood has bird feeders. Third, if the neighbors don’t cooperate, go to city hall, explaining the problem to have an ordinannce banning bird feeders. Fourth, if the birds still show up, place an realistic looking artificial perdator that moves in somewhere in the yard! PROBLEM SOLVED!