Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 13, 2013

Do you wear glasses?

These past few years I’ve needed readers.

I’ve worn glasses since I was 12 years old. Now I wear tri-focals.

Contacts.

Yes, all the time.

My mother is now old enough to have a son who wears bifocals.

Yep his glasses are WAY over there, about 5 feet away!

I’ve worn bifocals since I was 18.

I just got progressive lenses- helpful in someways but mainly just annoying.

No and an opthamologist told me I probably never will need them.

Yes since the age of 13 for distance. I have to take my glasses off to read. I am very happy they finally have good bifocal contact lenses. Now I don’t need reading glasses when I wear my contacts. :-)

do i have to remind you of the “love, honor, cherish, obey and fetch clause”?

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