Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 23, 2013

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    cdward  over 11 years ago

    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, you’re now stuck together till one of you busts.

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    J Short  over 11 years ago

    I wondered why their faces had such grave looks.

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    lcdrlar  over 11 years ago

    Marriage until death do you part, starts as a wish, then becomes a goal.

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    debuggingdevice  over 11 years ago

    There is an interesting question asked in the Babylonian Talmud:

    “If a wedding procession traveling east meets a funeral procession traveling north reaches an intersection at the very same time, which has the right-of-way to proceed through the intersection first?”

    The answer is that the wedding procession takes precedence. The cynical explanation not included in the Talmud is that the wedding procession goes first because it is equivalent to two funeral processions.

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    katina.cooper  over 11 years ago

    He should have said “I now pronounce you woman and husband”.

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