Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2013
Transcript:
Burt: Bob! Bob! Look whuh me find. Bob: Whuh ees it, Burt? Burt: It say 'defibilator'. Bob: Ooh. Sound like 'alligator'. Must be for reptiles. Burt: Yeah, but how it work? It have instrukshuns, but too hard to read. Bob: Maybe has audio instrukshuns. Burt: You right. Dis button problee 'Play'...Now where sound come from? Bob: Headphones. Goat: Aren't those devices supposed to SAVE lives? Zebra: In theory. Burt: Whuh instrushuns say, Bob?
herdleader53 over 11 years ago
My Friend the Witchdoctor
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
They only save lives, Goat, if the people using them aren’t too stupid to live!
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
that’ll bring a burning in your ears
WoodEye over 11 years ago
Ahh the smell of roasted croc! Smells like… rubber!
edclectic over 11 years ago
Can you hear me, now?
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
He was listening to a special playlist::1. “Shock the Monkey”2. “Oops Upside Your Head”3. “Lightning Strikes”4. “You Light Up My Life”5. “See You Later Alligator”6. “Cum On Feel the Noize”7. “Cardiac Arrest”8. “Doctor Doctor”:Any songs to add?
Alexander the Good Enough over 11 years ago
So Bob’s been “defibilated?” EST will cure him of all the time fibbing to Zeba Neighbor? No more fun maybe, but ROTFLMAO!
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Classic Bob! Only Bob (and sometimes Burt) is so lovably dumb and dead! I’d say Bob blew his brains out, except….
paulproteus48640 over 11 years ago
don’t mean to be as serious as a heart attack but where is the r in defibrillator?
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 11 years ago
paulproteus48640But they can’t read…
smoore47 over 11 years ago
Start Me Up.
John Falstaff over 11 years ago
Doktors ees rite—headfones EES bad for you.
Soroxas over 11 years ago
56 dead crocs
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
I wonder if you trained your service monkey to use a defib, would he be tempted to shock you to wake you up in the morning?
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
But then I feel it move me like a burning deep inside Something bursting me wide open, impossible to hide And suddenly I’m flying, flying like a bird Like electricity, electricity Sparks inside of me and I’m free, I am free
ELTON JOHN – ELECTRICITYSnoopy_Fan over 11 years ago
“Did I have it turned up too loud?”
sarah413 Premium Member over 11 years ago
My name is Bob, and I don’t approve this message! Add “Boom Boom, Out go the Lights” to the list of songs, please.
finale over 11 years ago
Electric Ladyland.
scsurfer over 11 years ago
Nothing, not one thing, is idiot proof. I don’t know why we bother.
guitarmutt over 11 years ago
Shocking! Absolutely shocking!
Number Three over 11 years ago
Bob? BOB?!
LOL xxx
jbmlaw01 over 11 years ago
Best of the day
greenlynn Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Something’s Burning” by Kenny Rogers
dumbbobsbrother over 11 years ago
Instructions say “Bob be really, really stupid.”
mackenzie0158 over 11 years ago
Crocodiles and alligators have been around since the late Cretaceous period, over 65 million years ago. Earlier ancestors evolved in the Triassic and Jurassic periods, some 180-200 million years ago. They even survived whatever wiped out the dinosaurs. They did not achieve that by being stupid and unable to adapt.
Zebrails over 11 years ago
far as I know, a defib’ works only if you need it to.
Reppr Premium Member over 11 years ago
Bob, we hardly knew ya!
ajComix over 11 years ago
I love the smell of Crisp Croc in the Morning
rgcviper over 11 years ago
“Clear!” ZZZAP!
For some reason, these devices have always made me smile.
leons1701 over 11 years ago
@SherlockWatson
Thunderstruck!
ciciromain over 11 years ago
got me. very funny…
joecool2013 over 11 years ago
Those Crocs are living proof of why some animals should never inbreed.
singlefemalelaywer over 11 years ago
At least he has his eyes open, not cartoon x’s
BandGeek121 over 11 years ago
Perhaps the “keep away from small children” warning would apply here.
bd18packer over 11 years ago
Oh, darn! I nu I wuz doin’ sumtin’ wrong at AED trainen! Thanx, Bob.
Goat the goat over 4 years ago
92 dead crocs