The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 02, 2013
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Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Arnie: Hey, Thorny! Headed for the golf course? Arnie: You've got to try these Ka-Bam golf balls I just bought! Brutus: I've seen their ads - they make unbelievable claims about increasing the distance of your drives! Arnie: I know - that's what I thought, too! But I tried them and the claims are true! Arnie: Here - try one of mine. Your drives will go twenty percent farther! Brutus: No thanks, Arnie. Those golf balls aren't suited to my game... Brutus: I'd never find my stray tee-shots if they went twenty percent deeper into the woods!
FUNG1 over 11 years ago
I agree! A %20 bigger slice only works if you are having pizza![OR cake]
edpeters over 11 years ago
Well said..
noktar Premium Member over 11 years ago
it is a matter of math
rgcviper over 11 years ago
As a longtime golfer, I can relate to this one.
Stormrider2112 over 11 years ago
I tell all the old guys I golf with that I can drive the ball 50 yards further into the woods than any of them :)
jintsfan over 11 years ago
You got that right. :)