Seatbelts are there so you don’t become a projectile and hurt yourself and others in heavy turbulence. In the event of a crash, put your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye…. they have minimal value.“In the event the bag does not inflate, don’t worry, you won’t have long to think about it!”
JSho over 11 years ago
Someone tell me: If the bag will not inflate, why the heck is there a bag?
edclectic over 11 years ago
An additional fee will be collected in the event of a safe landing.
pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago
I don’t remember what comedian it was but she said the masks don’t really supply oxygen; they’re just to muffle the screams.
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
Been flying Southwest lately, Dave?
Alphaanddelta over 11 years ago
If you’re on a doomed airplane, does your mother’s concern about you wearing clean underwear cross your mind?
Greg Johnston over 11 years ago
Seatbelts are there so you don’t become a projectile and hurt yourself and others in heavy turbulence. In the event of a crash, put your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye…. they have minimal value.“In the event the bag does not inflate, don’t worry, you won’t have long to think about it!”
Mike H over 11 years ago
Who needs a mask to tweet?