Pluggers by Rick McKee for May 30, 2013

I don’t drink coffee. Bad heart and caffeine don’t go together well.

Most powerful mocha latte has lots of cinnamon and sweetened only with blackstrap molasses.

You may need to develop a taste for it because the flavors are intense. But the molasses is so nutritious it’s amazing.

“Jumbalaya latte?” They must serve that at the New Orleans Starbucks.

I make my own coffee.

Good ol’ store brand

Another instance where there’s minimal difference between Pluggers and Hipsters. Coffee in the morning, vinyl records on the stereo, Pabst at night, smug attitude about resistance to change 24/7.

Okra in coffee? Jumbalaya is okra in Gulah.

It’s spelled “jambalaya.” Unless he did mean what hippogriff said.

I am one of the pluggers yes do not want fancy coffee just coffee