Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 23, 2013

But Gil, what are the players deciding? Whether Knox was a jerk for pestering Jimmy about the lawsuit? Or are they going to vote on the actual lawsuit against Jimmy’s father? The judge’s instructions to the jury are woefully inadequate.

Steve Luhm is doing windows now too.

Freedom of speech has been suspended in Milford evidently.

Gil: “Jury, have you reached a verdict?” MHS Baseball Team: “Uhh, yes we have your honor. We the jury decide that Knox Foley needs an enema.”

Judge Gil Thorp, the Law East of the Pecos!

It’s too bad the bleachers are so small and there is no room for them to spread out.

What a great idea for an afternoon TV show – Judge Gil. It’s an interesting new show with helpful athletic tips and a quick civil case. “Hi, I’m Gil Thorp. Join me this afternoon as we look at some footwork exercises to help when rounding those base paths and we’ll also be deciding the liability on a personal injury case at the Slurpee Mart.”

I’m waiting for Denny Crane to show up.

Knox: I want the Darby!Gil: You can’t handle Darby!

Is that a St. Thomas More medallion Knox is wearing?

How badly do these guys want to stick it to Knox, the same guy they locked in his locker?

The guys are so hypnotized by the mysterious patterns on the floor they can’t even speak.

Knoxville channeling his inner Heat-miser with the doo he is sporting today.