Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 20, 2013

VERY PAINFUL FOR STARTERS.

No pen, and I don’t think the stocks would let him hold the paper in one hand a pen in the other.

The flogging will stop when the questionnaire is completed.

Does the TSA hand out forms like that?

Ah, the old Likert scale – now that really is torture!

Where was “the enjoyable” box to tick???

Why does everyone do rating polls; but no one pays any attention to them?

I sent this back to a motel chain that had a long and complicated survey for me to fill out.

So – does Very Dissatisfied mean he did his job well? If I were to choose Very Satisfied, that would mean I was able to walk away without too much discomfort.

Wonder whether satisfaction means you were well flogged or not well flogged.

This could be the same questionnaire for the corrupt Congress-crats.

How did you rate your IRS audit?

Even harder if you’re being struck with a stick while stuck in the stocks!