Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 13, 2013

Ralph has three kids – I don’t think retirement will happen any too soon.

Don’t expect sympathy from the cat Ralph. They are totally self centered.

I used to drag myself out of bed on the 5th snooze alarm. Now that I’m retired my eyes pop open at 6:00 am no problem. Couldn’t sleep in if you paid me. lol

“Oh, why don’t you work, like all the dogs do?”“Why the heck should I work when I get fed by you?”“Hallelujah, I’m a cat,“Hallelujah, cat, I’m,“Hallelujah, make me a sandwich,I think it’s lunch time!”

(from “Hallelujah, I’m A Cat” from Garrison Keiller’s “Songs of the Cat”)

As far as the cat’s concerned, it’s room and bored. I think the dots above the cat are there there to give the carpeting texture, not sure though.

Might as well say that to the rest of that bunch of leeches in that house, too.

sell the cat