Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 14, 2013

Even when sick, Phoebe’s POWERS OF DESTRUCTION are fully armed and operational!

I don’t get it, how Phoebe ruined Dakota’s turn from her home?

Oh yes Dakota Phoebe is an evil Genius. She got sick, faked being healthy,got busted, complained about you behind your back all just to give you the lead roll that you wanted but didn’t study for just to ruin your life. Some one give her a fluffy white lap cat, a revolving chair, a wall sized map of the world a shaved head and a small beard and tie Dakota to a slab with a unicorn beam of doom about to cut her in half because this whole set up was clearly Phees evil master plan. No I don’t expect you to Tweet Miss Reed I expect you to…Well not die I like your character but its he quote…I expect you to die!

Sorry for any duble posts internets acting up.

No you’re not, Phoebe.

Is it just me, or does Phoebe look insincere?

“How the frack did YOU ever out-act me?”

How does sugar make a better caramel than vinegar, m’dear?

Wow! I thought Dakota would be bragging on Phoebe.

Called it.

That’s “felGercarb”, properly, although the “felDercarb” variant goes all the way back to the original series.

The loose tooth in Phoebe’s huge smile improves it beyond all telling.

Nice to see the author kept it clean. She used “frack” instead of… well… the OTHER f word. :)