Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 01, 2013

Why not just put in a chip that plays “I’m a Loser”?

Just try not to step in the dog chips along the sidewalks.

then it segues into this sexy female voice, “buy a porsche, numbnuts!”

If it’s automatic, I have to wonder what a shoe looks for, in deciding which girls are “pretty”….

Does it go into full Doppler effect for the ones with leathery skin? Extra cushioning?Wide tongues?

Hey…. if you buy running socks to go with your running shoes, what happens if they want to run in different directions?

For a more impressive effect he needs one that makes him look blueish then reddish.

What about shoes for Androphiles?