Close to Home by John McPherson for June 08, 1998

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The Babbler: Then the dream got even weirder! Me, Rutherford B. Hayes and Sccooby Doo start having a jello fight on top of the Hindenburg! The Dreamer: I've started my own business making life-size celebrity replicas out of pipe cleaners. I'll be out of this dump in a month. Mr. Doom and Gloom: No, really. It's true. They're going to lay off 70% of us based on how often we use the restroom! Mr./Ms. Hypersensitive: Lois, all I said was "Oh, look. This staple didn't go all the way through." The four basic types of co-workers.