Pickles by Brian Crane for May 19, 2013

You have to watch the Dr. Oz show.

Nothing serious, Earl, just a mild case of squally wobbles

He hasn’t had the sniffles to long. His noseisn’t red yet.

Probably an internet virus.

Wasn’t she also a big fan of Dr. Ohmigawdpanic (sorry, Oz) a few strips ago?

I’ve had those. I died a few years back.

He’s just got ManFlu.

Actually Earl is suffering from repetitive search stress syndrome.

Don’t believe everything you read on the internet, Earl.

I hope it’s not catching. You’re standing too close to him Opal.

Earl should have woen a turtle neck yesterday…

or “GADS”

An internet strain of hypochondria

and stop watching those scary medicine commercials on TV that tell you all side effects of taking their deadly pills.

That will go in one ear and out the other with him, Opal.

Don’t waste your breath.

LOL xxx

Lots of good comments today!

Solo il medico sa quanto veleno per mettere in medicina!

-—— Old Italian Proverb

Lol..I look up my symptoms on Google.

Bit hypocritical for the woman who can’t watch Dr Oz without thinking she has whatever disease they’re talking about that day isn’t it?

At first I didn’t see his shirt sleeve. Thought he was chewing on the tissue Roscoe-style