FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 04, 2013

Andy, when will you ever learn? NEVER, under any circumstances, mess with traditional holiday food!

In her understanding, is a chili/chilly dog a frankfurter still in the freezer?

Mustard on corn: yech!

@Roger@Peter@Paige@Jason

OK everyone, time to get up and go to a place where REAL food is served…

@Andy

You’re on your own…

Paige’s serving is an awfully limp cob.

I bet Andy has never received a “worlds best cook” mug.

andy should go on the show, worst cooks in america. it may help.

I love Jason’s face here.

I would think that the fact that the strip is dated “7-4” would be enough of a clue. Besides, a lot of people I know will be celebrating Independence Day with an outdoor picnic/barbecue, and the traditional holiday fare is hamburgers and/or hot dogs

Hope she never serves “pigs in a blanket”!

Starch on starch? Doesn’t she usually push healthy food?

Please tell me there was eventually a strip where they beat her to death with a frying pan.

Andy Fox strikes again.

You lost me after “Now she wants to redefine what a ‘corndog’ is!” What does the rest of your political rant have to do with the strip — or with anything else, for that matter?

Really? You need the strip to spell out the obvious for you? And you have the audacity to call me “Nimrod?”