FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 11, 2013
July 10, 2013
July 12, 2013
Transcript:
Andy: Jason's volunteered to cook dinner tonight. Roger: Oh? How come? Andy: He's readying himself to take over for Martha Stewart, should she wind up in prison. He wanted to try one of her recipes. Roger: So basically, we'll be eating in a month. Andy: If we're lucky. Jason: Do we have any ocean water? This calls for homemade sea salt.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
“If we’re lucky”? Roger, Peter, Paige and Jason have been unlucky with Andy’s cooking for an eternity!
sbchamp over 11 years ago
Luck will be a factorAndy does it on purpose…Tofu…ack!
Poollady over 11 years ago
Time to call 800Dominos!
dflak over 11 years ago
There is no problem so simple that it can’t be overcomplicated.
Or as I sometimes put it, I have to hike to the mountains to mine the bauxite to smelt the aluminium to build the airplane to fly to Brazil to pick the beans when all I want is a cup of coffee.
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Prepare for some SERIOUS food poisoning.
The Life I Draw Upon over 11 years ago
Dfac Didn’t even tell you about the paperwork.