The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 30, 2013

LMAO!!!!

Should have bought the Hisser…..

“It was on sale?”

At least you have each other – you’re not spending a lonely night rattling around an empty house.

Look ma, no hands!

V.D. is nothing to clap about.

HA!

Dogsniff: And I got censored for discussing Cavett and Van Dyke each time when I used both names!

The male could use his claspers. ..to clap..

Should have bought “The Zen Clapper.” It responds to the sound of one hand clapping.

look ma no hands

I’m not sure…is the joke that they are rattlesnakes or that they have no hands. I had to give up on The Clapper because my wife had a condition which caused her to cough frequently and that operated the switch.

Now that’s a reptile dysfunction!

This comic is so funny and the comments are just as funny. Thanks for the laughs!

We had a parrot that learned he could turn a light on or off by squawking just right. The light was hooked up to a Clapper

y’all need to scale back these silly puns

Ever drop a wooden hanger by accident with one of those in the room?

I’ve wanted to see a scene in an action movie in which a gunfight takes place in a house with all the lights on “The Clapper.” It would progress as usual until somebody fires two shots in rapid succession…

can’t whoever plugged them in simply unplug them?

LAUGH_MY_ASP_OFF?

Apparently the bright lights are constricting their sleep schedule

Great!

T Rex next door said they were great

They must think the machine is a piece of sssssssssssssit.