FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 05, 1995

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Peter: What are you doing? Jason: Writing a computer program to determine the ideal snowball. I want to maximize range, accuracy and impact damage while minimizing arm fatigue and packing time. It's a challenging program. Still, knowing the perfect size, shape, and mass is just the sort of edge I can exploit the next time Paige comes near my snow fort. Hee hee hee. Peter: Meanwhile it's spring... Jason: Good point. I probably should account for air temperature.